Please don't get defensive; you have to admit that the memes are very funny.
I wear a mask because all stores in our county have been ordered to require them and, as of yet, it is not the hill I want to die on. I'm just picking my battles.
My post was mostly tongue in cheek; besides, I couldn't duke it out with these guys anyway. But I think I registered some good points. :^)
I see the eye surgeon in the morning; extended process due to lack of expected progress in second (left) eye. I have been using lubricating drops every 2 hours every day for about three weeks - in both eyes. I hope everything has normalized.