[dfwgator]

Next you’re going to tell me that Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, too.

[Lurker]

No, Peppermint Patty was in a 3 way interracial polygamous relationship.

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[Rebelbase]

No, but Ginger and Mary Ann were.

[BlackAdderess]

Nah, Peppermint Patty was a stalker.

[wally_bert]

Peppermint Patty and Marcie never made any sense with that whole “sir” thing.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Next you’re going to tell me that Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, too.”

You mean her real name isn’t Patrick?

[kaehurowing]

trans

[Secret Agent Man]

It was Marci

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Next you’re going to tell me that Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, too.

Charles Schulz is dead. He was the only person who could have told us anything about Peppermint Patty except for the fact that she could throw a better fastball than Charlie Brown and was for some reason perpetually infatuated with him.

[Notthereyet]

“Next you’re going to tell me that Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, too.”
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Peppermint Patty has always had a crush on Charlie Brown. She’s upset because he is only interested in the Little Red Haired Girl.

If there is to be a lesbian (gag) it will be the poor little sidekick of Peppermint Patty.

They just have to try to ruin everything, don’t they?

Bloody twits.

[Crolis]

I believe she actually had a crush on Charlie Brown, but he never noticed it, perhaps because he was always trying for the Little Red Haired Girl.

[Bommer]

Next you’re going to tell me that Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, too.

No. Patti's a man! Just ask Marcy!