Scooby-Doo's Velma Is a Lesbian, Producer Confirms (barf alert)

Comic Book Resources ^ | 12th July 2020 | NOAH DOMINGUEZ

[BlackAdderess]

Don’t laugh. There is plenty of vagina hate on the Left. I could totally see lesbians for Trump happening. Any woman with a brain in fact. Trump may be flawed, but Trump is not a globalist intent on letting people sell where they don’t produce. ANY woman who doesn’t want to be flavor of the day is going to appreciate Trump’s take on economics, and he is the only trained economist we have had as president that I know of.

[dynachrome]

Next, she will date Scooby.

[BillyBoy]

>> What BS. Tony Cervone was 3 years old when Scooby Doo began. He had no role in creating Scooby Doo. He didn’t work on any Scooby Doo until 2010, more than 40 years after it was created. <<

Not to mention the version of Scooby Doo HE was in charge of went off the air in 2013, so his personal opinions about whether Velma is gay or not have no effect on the CURRENT incarnation of the character (namely, Scooby-Doo and Guess Who? on televison and Scoob! the theatrical film, neither of which depict Velma as lesbian).

[vpintheak]

For sure. We all know “she” is really a man.

These leftists are sick.

[dfwgator]

For sure. We all know “she” is really a man.

And he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Next you’re going to tell me that Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, too.

Charles Schulz is dead. He was the only person who could have told us anything about Peppermint Patty except for the fact that she could throw a better fastball than Charlie Brown and was for some reason perpetually infatuated with him.

[Bratch]

The new Perry Mason is portraying Della Street as a closeted lesbian...during the 30's.

[Salvavida]

That is what I was thinking. Lesbianism is so tame. Go full freak and jump into bestiality. Make a statement.

[dfwgator]

The new Perry Mason is portraying Della Street as a closeted lesbian...during the 30's.

Well Raymond Burr played for the other team, so I'm surprised that Perry would be straight.

[jdsteel]

Why not human and animal relations?

Leda and the Swan is a story and subject in art from Greek mythology in which the god Zeus, in the form of a swan, seduces (or in some versions, rapes) Leda. According to later Greek mythology, Leda bore Helen and Polydeuces, children of Zeus.

So,yeah.

[Shadow44]

It’s a children’s cartoon character. Stop being degenerate perverts injecting this into everything.

[silverleaf]

I think he’s neutered...
But you gotta love who you love

[Notthereyet]

“Next you’re going to tell me that Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, too.”
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Peppermint Patty has always had a crush on Charlie Brown. She’s upset because he is only interested in the Little Red Haired Girl.

If there is to be a lesbian (gag) it will be the poor little sidekick of Peppermint Patty.

They just have to try to ruin everything, don’t they?

Bloody twits.

[stinkerpot65]

The destruction of childhood innocence is a core craving of the Democrat.

[eyeamok]

Good thing Joe doesn’t understand much anymore, but his wife isn’t very happy

[Rastus]

Marcie was supposed to be near-sighted and confused by Peppermint’s tomboyishness.

[wally_bert]

I’ll stick with the classic version.

What Raymond Burr was off camera doesn’t take away from the class show PM was.

Same with Ironside.

[vpintheak]

LOL!

[wally_bert]

Makes me think of last night’s Granchester.

[wally_bert]

That is best explanation I have ever read of the Marcie and sir.