I didn’t know pigs had weddings.
You mentioned pigs?
Bill Clinton arrived at Andrews Air Force Base after a trip down to
Arkansas. When he got off the plane, he had two ugly, black, hairy pigs,
one under each arm. As Bill got to the bottom of the stairs, the Marine
honor guard saluted.Bill asked the guard "Do you know what these are son?" indicating the
pigs under each arm.The guard looked at them and replied, "No sir I don't".
"Well", Mr. Clinton said proudly, "These are Arkansas Razorbacks. I got
one for Chelsea and one for Hillary."The guard again looks at the pigs again and says, "GOOD TRADE SIR."