What kind of country is this where John Lennon gets six bullets in the chest, and Yoko is standing right next to him, and not one f’ing bullet. Explain that to me!
-Dennis Leary
It wasnt luck she wasnt shot.
I miss not seeing him on late night TV stand-up routines, but YT has plenty of his old stuff to see. Maybe he retired?
Same with Sam Kinison, ever since he died in that wreck.
“You know if that guy had only aimed a
little to the left..he’d be a hero!”
—Judy Tenuta
Book about George Martin mentioned
John had some close calls.In the 60s
he was stoned on heroin and almost fell
off a roof.Yoko joked that “heroin is
how we get our exercise.”
John was also a poor driver and had
poor vision; crashed car in Scotland
and that may have caused Yoko’s
miscarraige.
Gun control
No kidding.