[albie]

I’d have to be dead 3 days for someone to even Try and force one of these into my hands

[Clutch Martin]

“I’d have to be dead 3 days for someone to even Try and force one of these into my hands”

Seriously?

You wouldn’t want to put a smile on their little face when you accepted a copy of whatever it is they were giving away and thanked them and said “see you later” with ersatz genuineness...

and the next time you went out in the backyard you either dropped it in the fire pit or into the can of woodstove tinder.

You know... kill two birds with one stone... with a now stymied idiot and you helped to restrict their resources and use up their expendables.