[gymbeau]

“ Old bastard”

Hey, my parents were married!

[TangoLimaSierra]

Hey, my parents were married!

If it was to each other, then bonus.

[xone]

So were my nephew's when my Grandma (with Alzheimer's) called him a 'bastard'. My sister was incensed until our ma pointed out she had the awareness of a carrot. Sis was still pissed, but as we watched GMa wander the fenceline looking for a way out, it occurred to her that her objection was really stupid.

At a public pool, someone ran into me while swimming and he called me a bastard in earshot of my ma, she had a conniption fit. Moreso when I told her I'd just drown him if she was so upset.