[Snowybear]

> I was thinking schizophrenia.

That crossed my mind as well but I didn’t want to say it. The whole thing reinforced why I live rurally. I depise neighborhoods for many reasons. The largest of which is I’d probably have the cops at the door regularly for 1) me yelling at cords and hoses, which I fight with regularly, 2) my Italian wife, 3) my ATV, 4) me shooting my rifles, 5) my Great Pyrenees barking at the squirrel farting a mile away on a regular basis. I got rid of my driveway alarm two years ago because I no longer needed it.

-SB

-SB

[bagster]

My Italian wife

Youch. I had one of those once.

I'm glad I don't no more.

#ConnieCorleone

[Cats Pajamas]

Can you elaborate on “yelling at cords and hoses” as I have my own style of that very activity and would like pointers from my betters.

My husband usually gets involved in the yelling also but only mostly due to my lack of returning hoses and cords to their homes.

I am a little more on edge lately with attention to yard detail what with murder hornets, Arabian sandstorms and this morning we woke up to news of Florida brain eating amoebas.

Any advice would be appreciated SB.