The smarter students go to Auburn. That’s just a fact (I live in the state, but have no dog in that hunt). That said, students living on their own for the first time are all idiots.
The fact that you think CV parties are for idiots says less about them and more about you and your lack of knowledge of herd immunity And lack of appreciation for freedom.
Does Auburn have a Phi Beta Kappa chapter yet?
They’re not out rioting and tumbling statues? Chopping down racist Druid oaks? Burning down antebellum housing for soldiers? What is this world coming to?