I do believe that I will simplify this byzantine scheme by advising Fauci et al tomorrow morning to take their silly little masks, fold 'em three or four times anyway they like and stick 'em up their...er, nose.
(I'd repeat the same instructions for Comrade Xi and his virus-of-the-month club, but I don't do Mandarin.)
Comrade Xi and his virus-of-the-month club
there’s a meme in there!