When I finally get around to writing mine, it’s going to be titled, “Sergeant Major, I swear to God I’m not making this sh#t up!”
Which is how one of my First Sergeants started the phone call telling me one of his heroes had been invited to appear on Maury Povich’s “Who’s the Daddy” show. I asked him why his knucklehead would put his laundry in the street like that, and he said that he had asked that very question. The answer was “Well, Top, they gonna give me a trip to New York, a ride in a limo, a night in a hotel, and a hundred dollars. If it turns out it’s mine, I’ll give her 75 of it for diapers and sh#!”
No lie.
Hahahahahahaha that’s awesome!