No job on a vehicle of any type takes 10 minutes that is just denial of the facts. Replacing a windshield takes more than an hour now and requires computer hard ware.
A handheld medical tricorder that takes blood samples? No, just no, and you get all the results that a main line lab has available? LOL
There are handheld RT-PCR models around $5000 now. They work with either a mucous swab or a finger stick blood sample. The need for six vials is passing.
There are manyhome test kits for various things now. Collect and mail your own samples, get results back in the mail