Medical school apologizes for ‘I can’t breathe’ question on cardiovascular quiz: ‘insensitive and upsetting’

College Fix ^ | June 16, 2020 | Greg Piper

[Mouton]

We have clearly gone over the edge. Beam me up Scottie.

[alexander_busek]

Medical school also apologizes for "I got capped in the ass" question on quiz.

Regards,

[SpaceBar]

The Babylon Bee, much like The Onion before it, will run out of material scooped by actual events.

[cgbg]

I believe the politically correct version is:

“I am white so I deserve to die.”

[goodnesswins]

This isn’t Babylon Bee?

[I want the USA back]

I would say the left has pretty well succeeded in its primary goal, to turn Whitey into groveling, self-loathing worms. Secondary goal is to eliminate the worms.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Prospective Patient Quiz

Choose the correct answer:
"Help!!..."
a) “I am having difficulty getting air in my lungs”
b) “I am in severe pulmonary distress!”
c) “My pulmonary distress has reached a point of crisis”

[lastchance]

Where is my hand basket? I was promised a hand basket!!!

[RummyChick]

tell him he needs a better proof reader for his exam questions

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Proper spelling is white privileged, heteropaternalistic, colonialism.

[LoveMyFreedom]

Insanity continues!

[kearnyirish2]

Never mind the medical field; this whole nonsense is showing many people can’t assimilate at all - that’s it.

[ealgeone]

True. Assimilation is not the goal of blm. Dominance is.

[kearnyirish2]

More like perpetual dependence with no expectations; they can make politicians dance, but nothing is improving for them - they’re being eliminated in all walks of life (both good and bad) by more docile foreign replacements.

[Vaduz]

Insensitive and upsetting you deal with it or you don’t have it that’s life.

[chuckee]

In many cases of natural death one’s last words are not I love you. They are I can’t breathe as the lungs shut down. Awfully narcissistic to think that a certain sector now appropriates the phrase as sacred ground for the miniscule few criminals who die in a chokehold. When medical schools are now prohibited from citing the most common complaint when one is dying and teaching med students how to handle it, we are in some serious trouble.

[Savage Beast]

These people are nuts.

[familyop]

Say it a little more slowly and in a slightly different tone of voice, and you’ve taken the first step towards becoming a good ol’ boy: a necessity for survival from now on for men and women.

[StayoutdaBushesWay]

You are travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

[Trillian]

Nice.