[Melian]

We’re DOOMED! Toilet plumes is the next crisis.
Portapotties for all!

Flushing toilets creates a plume that can spread virus.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/06/16/coronavirus-toilet-flushing/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

[Melian]

Put a lid on it!

[defconw]

OMG@@ Just when I thought the situation could not get anymore stupid. I want to hibernate until 2021!

[meyer]

We’re DOOMED! Toilet plumes is the next crisis.

Toilet Plume (N) - Airborne swirley.

Must move the flush handle 6 feet from the throne immediately, or we will have to vote by mail.