[Wneighbor]

We’d have all liked to see you in the White House Bags, er.. I mean, Mr. Bagster Sir. Rest assured you’re much better presidential arm candy that Madam Hitlery was offering.

[bagster]

Rest assured you’re much better presidential arm candy that Madam Hitlery was offering.

VP is the job for me. Sittin' around doing nothin', lookin' pretty, and talkin' shiznit oncet in a while.

I am uniquely qualified.