[ConservativeDude]

I think she’s sorta hot

[Rastus]

I think she’s sorta hot

You can tell by the sweat lines under her boobs.

[EEGator]

You should be banned.

[hanamizu]

Dromio in Comedy of Errors describes Stacey pretty well:

Dromio of Syracuse. Marry, sir, she’s the kitchen wench and all grease;
and I know not what use to put her to but to make a
lamp of her and run from her by her own light. I
warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a
Poland winter: if she lives till doomsday,
she’ll burn a week longer than the whole world.

Antipholus of Syracuse. What complexion is she of?

Dromio of Syracuse. Swart, like my shoe, but her face nothing half so
clean kept: for why, she sweats; a man may go over
shoes in the grime of it.

Antipholus of Syracuse. That’s a fault that water will mend.

Dromio of Syracuse. No, sir, ‘tis in grain; Noah’s flood could not do it.

Antipholus of Syracuse. What’s her name?
Dromio of Syracuse. Nell, sir; but her name and three quarters, that’s
an ell and three quarters, will not measure her from hip to hip.

Antipholus of Syracuse. Then she bears some breadth?

Dromio of Syracuse. No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her.

[V V Camp Enari 67-68]

Ha, ha!

[Smellin Salt]

You must give up your FR card right now!

[central_va]

I think she’s sorta hot

In a hippo kind of way.