I went to Texas to look into racism, about two months ago. I had a show down in Texas, got off the plane and shit, walked up looking for racism.
My friends always told me: “You better not go to Texas! They’ll .... you up!”
I’m at the airport, little white dude said, “Is this your bag, sir?”
“YES, IT’S MY MOTHER-F_____ BAG, WHY MOTHER........? A BLACK MAN CAN’T HAVE A SUITCASE?”
-Eddie Murphy (Delirious)