This writer went all in on the pig puns. It’s like an article written entirely in puns. I can’t read past the first paragraph. It is an example of how journalist types are not happy reporting news when they would rather be writing novels, so they write news articles in the form of prose.
“I can’t read past the first paragraph.”
Following the great tradition of not reading and commenting on the entire article?
” journalist types are not happy”
Even the hired help is allowed some fun, Fridays in the last few minutes. If it has been a productive week.