THE EMASCULATION PULVERIZATION
By the Heads of the United States of America:
A Pulverization.
Whereas, on this 10th day of June, in the year of our Lord Twenty-Twenty, a pulverization was issued by the Confederate Statues of the United States, containing, among other things, the following, to wit and by the Almighty power of Gravity:
That upon their heads shall fall the greatest of follies,
The fault shall not be cast to the self-determining feats of the white man, who will ceremoniously
be accused of failure to teach the import of physics to the yutes, but to those prevaricators who shall
escape the compulsory judgement unto the content of their character, or obvious lack thereof.
I hereby declare this day, henceforth, to be deemed the
Emasculation Pulverization...
Let it be so.
That rings a bell—Abraham Lincoln having been placed next to the Liberty Bell and a statue during observances in Philadelphia.
Very good. A+