You forgot the Help, Ive fallen and cant get back up caption.
LOL.
Maybe now it's "Help, I was virtue signaling white guilt and I can't get up."
Think of two or three of Nancy Pelosi's underpaid black house servants at the mansion running in with buckets of hot water and epsom salt with compresses for her aching knees tonight.
"Chop, chop you slackers. What are you, stupid? I'm in pain here."