“Thank you for calling the Minneapolis 9-1-1 system. Is your emergency for police, fire, or medical?”
“Police. I need to report a crime.”
“Please hold while I connect you with the mayor’s office.”
“Thank you for calling the Minneapolis 9-1-1 system. Is your emergency for police, fire, or medical?”
“Police. I need to report a crime.”
“Please hold while I connect you with DoorDash, to whom we are now farming out such calls. The Police Department has been defunded. Have a nice day.”
“sorry due to systemic racism in the country we will send a social worker to council you on how to cope with your house being robbed in a culturally sensitive manner.”