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Involuntarily celibate man, 23, accidentally amputated his own hand making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders
Daily Mail ^ | June 6, 2020 | Andrew Court

Posted on 06/06/2020 1:49:34 PM PDT by Teotwawki

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To: Teotwawki

For thousands of years, society has offered a remedy for men in his predicament. It’s called “a house of prostitution.” In parts of Nevada they are even legal. There are bound to be some in Virginia. If not, definitely in DC.


81 posted on 06/06/2020 5:58:58 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Ol' Dan Tucker

Luke lost his hand and ended up a grouch on some remote island on a far flung planet. It was a sad ending.


82 posted on 06/06/2020 6:24:53 PM PDT by xp38
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To: max americana
This Pat?



83 posted on 06/06/2020 7:22:38 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: csvset

Nitro?


84 posted on 06/06/2020 7:24:08 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: AFreeBird; Southside_Chicago_Republican

He ALMOST got his 72 Virginians!
(>,<)


85 posted on 06/06/2020 7:25:47 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: deport

Doesn’t he look like Peter, from the BRady Bunch?!


86 posted on 06/06/2020 7:28:53 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: Bikkuri

Ha!


87 posted on 06/06/2020 7:33:29 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Teotwawki

I don’t know how this story could have ended any better!!!!


88 posted on 06/06/2020 7:40:42 PM PDT by ontap
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To: Tunehead54

Many would-be bomb makers manage to spill some of the pressure sensitive explosive on the threads of the pipe bomb and then detonate it as they screw the cap on. Ooops!


89 posted on 06/06/2020 8:06:58 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Mega prayers, Rush)
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To: Teotwawki

I know how he votes (and eats and wipes his butt....and other one-handed jokes)...straight Dem ticket...


90 posted on 06/07/2020 2:47:55 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: SpaceBar

While no doubt we have some new sources of mental problems around, I doubt the rate of insanity is much different than in centuries past.

What has changed is now we have cameras everywhere, and networks that distribute stories of the craziest actions to everyone more or less instantly. It’s a 24 hour news cycle, dontcha know.

It is wildly unsurprising that in a world of 7.8 billion people there are a few truly crazy actions every day.


91 posted on 06/07/2020 5:00:54 AM PDT by PreciousLiberty (Make America Greater Than Ever!)
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To: cloudmountain
" he needs Jesus" Well, and new fingers. 😆
92 posted on 06/07/2020 6:37:34 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight neiyour way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Teotwawki

Dude could use a blow up doll


93 posted on 06/07/2020 7:12:43 AM PDT by Cooter (Radicals always try to force crises because in a crisis, everyone must choose sides. - J. Goldberg)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

He also needs a new brain.


94 posted on 06/07/2020 7:36:39 AM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: max americana
Umm, he also needs to get laid. Pat for it, if need be.

Umm, who does he have to "pat"?
Or, is someone named "Pat" part of the deal?

95 posted on 06/07/2020 7:38:41 AM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: deport

Looks like Wile E on the left.


96 posted on 06/07/2020 7:40:05 AM PDT by going hot (happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: Teotwawki

In the picture of him holding the money, he looks like Johnny Manziel.


97 posted on 06/07/2020 7:44:17 AM PDT by johniegrad
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