Couples should wear face masks during sex, new study insists

NY Post ^

[Bayard]

“It wasn’t rape! It was only rough consensual sex and I was practicing social distancing with a mask on.”

[Dr. Sivana]

So far I've only had one store (a drug store) were an employee was standing at the front door telling people they had to have a face mask to enter.

I am in a big city, so when I see a sign stating I had wear a mask, I turned around, and went to another store. One restaurant, Smashburger, REQUESTED masks, and had a stack of disposables. I ignored the request and the stack, and order my meal. I think that is a CYA thing for the business. So far I have not had to play Kabuki theatre, I save that for airports.

[Vaduz]

Avoid any oral-to-anal act
WTH the doc has seen to many dogs in action.

[who knows what evil?]

I thought it said ‘clean the SPOUSE with alcohol wipes and soap’...

[Dr. Sivana]

except as an aid to titillation

How would that work? "I am the Lone Ranger, and I am rescuing you from that harem the sheik had you trapped in..."

[martin_fierro]

[Skeptical constituent]

Gives new meaning to the term, “double-bagger”

[CodeToad]

Well, for liberal chicks, put a bag over her ugly head.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Mr. Pickles!!!

[DoodleDawg]

Um...no.

[Jan_Sobieski]

The sad thing is...most people will either read this and believe it, or they will comply and live with the cognitive dissonance.

[yuleeyahoo]

yuck

[stuckincali]

“avoid anything that involves semen”

Like the chinese navy

[Tax-chick]

If people are living together, they’ll pick up germs from one another in ordinary daily activity, unless they wear plastic-wrap suits all the time.

[sanjuanbob]

If that’s a woman’s mask, the zipper is a handy accessory.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Liberalism is a severe and dangerous mental disorder.

[SES1066]

Just think of all of the lucrative ‘EXPERT’ Study Research Grants on this current rioting and such. Harvard and chorts are just slavering for Taxpayer Dollars!

[Mr. Jeeves]

They are getting closer to admitting that COVID-19 is not being spread by aerosolized droplets, after all. What does spread it, however, might put a major crimp in a certain politically favored subculture’s favorite form of expression - therefore, it cannot be named.

[\/\/ayne]

[ammomajor]

Non-starter