After I posted the list from my email friend, I searched the internet for ‘religious jokes’ and found several.
Here are some more:
1.The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
2.Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
3.The peace making meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
4.The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
Groucho Marx at Carnegie Hall:
“A priest saw me and said,’I’d just like
to thank you for all the joy you’ve brought into this world.’ I replied, ‘And
I’d like to thank you for all the joy
you’ve taken out of this world.’..
“One day a priest bumped into me and made
me drop my cigar.I went to pick it up and
said, ‘Jesus Christ!’ So the priest smiled and took out a cigar from his jacket.
Gave it to me. He said, ‘Groucho, you
just said the secret word.’”