[usconservative]

I suppose coughing and sneezing on the cops would be a bad idea? (silly me, of course it would be.)

What if I fart in their general direction instead and point at Karen?

[LouieFisk]

“What if I fart in their general direction instead and point at Karen?”
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It’s always been a good idea to have a backup plan to, when cutting the cheese, have a fall gay/gal to blame as the real culprit.