“...I’ve used that tactic in the grocery store when people stand in the middle of an aisle and block everyone. I just start coughing and keep walking in their direction.
You should see people scurry! LOL!!!......”
You’re way to kind. I just walk right up in the middle of em, caulk a leg kinda like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant, and let out a big ole ripper of a fart. It cleans the area out...real good. One day in WallyWorld, one of the “Karens” went to a manager and complained. The manager escorted me out and told me not come back. As I was being escorted out, I cut another big ripper loose as a “goodbye” gift..LOL....I’ve not been back since and haven’t missed it all. My wife goes in there, but I’ll stay in the car....armed to the teeth...bad area.