Nah. Don't need a valley.
Buy tickets to Nebraska home football games.
Biggest outdoor mass hog-calling (and/or yodeling) happening in existence.
A battleship's foghorn would be plumb lost in that place.
Arkansas is the one that’s been known to rear back and CALL THE HOGS(!!!!!). SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEHEREPIGGYPIGGYPIGGYPIGGYPIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!