Weirdest thing ever happened in Ca in the 80’s.
I’m in a bar at the urinal and a girl walks into the one beside me splits her lips and whizzes away!
If this is not awkward enough she looks over the partition and says “You having a little trouble getting started?”
OMG! people are insane!
Must be a relative of the one that was in what turned out to be a ‘P....’n’ contest.
Finally she says
“I will bet that at 1 foot I can Pee higher up the wall than you.”
The takers were lining up and she picked one and said
“OK- I will take YOU on first”
“Go ahead, NO HANDS”