I live in one of the reasonable states. Had dinner at a restaurant the other night and watched what had to have been an agonizing choice for a woman at another table. I overheard her husband say “take that stupid thing off- what are you going to do- eat with it on?” She could either be a “correct” or let her husband be right...
“...or let her husband be right.”
I’ve got a good hunch how that turned out.