Not yet, but have my reply, courtesy of a Little Johnny joke at the ready.
Busybody: Why aren’t you blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Me: You know, My grandpa lived to be 98.
Busybody: Did your grandpa live during this pandemic?
Me: No, he got to that age by minding his own damm business!
LOL...that is a GREAT retort. Hope you get to use it!