Well, first they sold Global Cooling, then Global Warming, and now Global Cooling again.
I would like to propose a new thing to become panicked about: GLOBAL NO-CHANGE-AT-ALL!
It will be the worst thing to hit humanity, ever.
Oh no! Global No Change At All! That’s the worst! GNCAA....we’re all gonna die!
I don’t know why we listen to people who can’t even tell us for certain if it’s going to rain in a day or two.