I assume this is a joke!
The Republicans need to put a box there to receive the ballots. Guarded day and night
“mortally challenged”
YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME SMALLS !
I was kicked off Twitter FOREVER for saying...”the great thing about voting Democrat is you can do so early, often, in multiple cities at once, and posthumously”
It’s in my will to have my corpse registered as a democrat, as this will guarantee resurrection every election. Just think how nice being able to vote will be. Getting out of the coffin, breathing fresh air, seeing what’s new while the others just lay there rotting waiting for Jesus to return. With that advantage, no wonder democrats hate God. /s/
Pet cemeteries too! Dead pets can vote, too!
Democratic slogan:
“Dig up the vote!”
The dead voters are assembled in minimally distanced groups much larger than ten. Arrest them!