Flubros and Flubras! Day 60 (a place for Flubros and Flubras)

www.freerepublic.com ^ | 18 May 2020 | Impimp

[gogeo]

I guess I am glad you weren’t Paul revere. The British are coming would have been you are on your own.

Or, "Don't bother me. I've got chops on the grill."

[gas_dr]

I have learned the lesson the hard way.

[bagster]

The only thing you and the trio of old maids have improved political over the last 3 years is my funny 🦴🤣

The last time you got a bone was when Disco was king.

🤣🤣🤣

[bagster]

What about Sgt. Preston of the Yukon? And Prestone anti-freeze? Aren’t they heroic?

Prestone anti-freeze is.

Sgt. Preston of the Yukon is Canadien.

[JonPreston]

Yet more homosexual references? Kinda explains your bathroom selfie.

[bagster]

Yet more homosexual references?

When in Rome, sugar britches.

[bagster]

Btw, that wasn't a homosexual reference. That was a you can't get it up no more cause you're super old reference.

But if you need it to be homosexual, your body your choice.

I won't judge.

[bagster]

I'll give you this, Prestone the sheep.

You sure can take an ass whippin'.

[JonPreston]

First you mention my bone 🦴 now my ass? Did you dump wifey for Bruce??

[bagster]

Nothin' on Kennedy's cup?

Its okay, you can say it. We know.

[bagster]

Did you dump wifey for Bruce??

Your mom, remember? You said it yourself.

Scroll up to keep up.

This is why you don't know nothin'. In one sheep ear and out the other.

#Bidenitis

[bagster]

Alright, tater tot.

Gonna skedaddle. Worlds to save, and all that rot.

We shall meet again.

I'll leave you with this sage advice.

Its just the flu, bro. Spread the word.

[JonPreston]

None of which explains your proclivity for #QueerTalk.

[JonPreston]

Are you posting to yourself now #Gaylord?

[meyer]

Disco...

Well you can tell by the way he moves his walk
He’s a Karen man, no time to talk

[meyer]

Y’all would be proud of me. After spending an hour in the gym, with nobody wearing a mask, I came home and showered, then went out to get a hair cut at Great Clips. They apparently wanted the customer to wear a mask as well as the hair cutter. Not sure how a hair cut was going to work around the straps off the mask, but whatever.

It was so bad, I walked in and the lady told me, in a non-friendly manner, that I couldn’t even enter the building without a mask. I left.

Great Clips can KMA. It’s not required in Tennessee, so I’ll go somewhere else. Might even shave my head bald, or just let it grow out.

Always wanted a mullet.

[Jack Black]

All Oregon executive orders issued by the Governoress restricting religious practice and business activity have just been ruled:

Null and Void

...by a State court judge in Baker City, Oregon.

Here's the thread with details and discussion of this.

The Governor will attempt an immediate appeal to the State Supreme Court and a stay to overturn the injunctive relief that the Judge has provided citizens in his ruling. So, stay tuned.

Baker County Judge overturns Governor's coronavirus executive orders

[CodeToad]

STD now means, Shopping Transmitted Disease.

I’ve had unprotected shopping. Yet, after months of this and being out pretty much every day, no sickness. I don’t wear one of those silly masks and I couldn’t care less about those ridiculous signs in stores about which way to walk.

[CJ Wolf]

[bagster]