“When I was in college, they used hogs to study the effects of alcoholism in humans, they were given cheap vodka. Eventually they quit eating corn and just went to the vodka trough, not unlike some of my old girlfriends.”
Sounds like the Drink Man’s Diet =>
For breakfast there’s corn flakes and vodka,
But corn flakes have carbohydrates.
So I don’t eat those fattening corn flakes,
I drink the vodka straight.
sounds like people are pretty much like pigs, as if we needed more evidence.