If anyone tells you to put on a mask, put one on, and then go into the store and put on your DJ Trump mask and MAGA hat.
"Hey, they told me I have to wear a mask...."
I’ve got a skull bones bandanna, but I think I will include my MAGA hat if I wear it.
About the only place I might be required to wear one is at work, once the “daywalkers” (day shift regular employees) return. And only when I’m around them. Probably can’t wear a MAGA hat there, even though most agree with it.