[catnipman]

"Gretchen Whitmer reacts to threats against her, others with another protest looming"

i'm surprised she's got time to do stuff like that in Michigan given that the Babylon Bee said the Ministry of Magic has installed Whitmer as the new headmistress because the other candidate, Dolores Umbridge, wasn't viscous enough ...

[StAnDeliver]

See, not so much Umbridge as Handsome Squidward...