A friend gave me a couple ears of Goliath corn last year. I was going to try to grow it in a big tree pot I have, until I saw how big they can grow. 20 feet, unbelievable. He still amazes me from time to time. He’s been growing for a long time now an ancient type of maize that supposedly the seeds came from a cave in the southwest. He grows some ancient type of tobacco too. And I thought I had a green thumb, I really have to work at it. My Century plant has produced a lot of babies though, gifts that became table center pieces and became such beautiful little plants.
I can wield a 1911 probably better then most men, but you should have seen the grin on my old Dad’s face when I would shoot his Charter Arms .44 special Bulldog. The thing was like holding a rattlesnake, the recoil was incredible. All the shots were in the bullseye though. Annie Oakley up, brother. Marine ready.
I hope you have some pretty nurses. You know how to make a blonde smile on a Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday. When your nurses leave the room tell them “I’m glad you got to see me” They will appreciate the humor and maybe put a smile on your face too.