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We can all use a good laugh now and then. So feel free to post your own autocorrect stories here.

But please, nothing about Hillary. That would be rude.

1 posted on 05/10/2020 12:13:30 PM PDT by Leaning Right
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A guy I worked with - pretty stuffy and self-important - his last name was Reinecke. It would ALWAYS correct his name to RedNeck . He was anything but.


26 posted on 05/10/2020 1:17:57 PM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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My nephew used to read me auto correct errors he's seen.My favorite one was a young guy who met a girl that he had come to really care about and he wanted to let her know how much she meant to him so he texted her saying “you're the first girl who's ever made me think of the Fuhrer”...instead of “future”.
28 posted on 05/10/2020 1:27:20 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Just Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election!)
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My turn.

15 worse links ever sent on FR that have a paywall or adblocker interrupts.


30 posted on 05/10/2020 1:48:44 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (When we look to government to solve our problems, our "rights" become reduced to "privileges".)
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In my work, I type a lot of email, and always end with “Regards,” but for some reason, I type more than there is any logical reason to make a mistake, “Retards,”

One of these days, one of them is going to make it out the door.


31 posted on 05/10/2020 1:58:08 PM PDT by rlmorel (The Coronavirus itself will not burn down humanity. But we may burn ourselves down to be rid of it.)
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Might be good for a laugh, but I don’t disable my adblocker for any site.


32 posted on 05/10/2020 2:26:53 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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These are just not believable.


34 posted on 05/10/2020 2:48:15 PM PDT by Real Cynic No More (Make America Great. Prosecute Dems who break the law!)
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It wasn’t an autocorrect, but about 20 years ago, I sent an email to the key contact at the largest customer of the company I worked for.

I don’t remember what it was but it was one of those things that couple be taken two ways. I wrote something and he read something completely different.

A couple hours later I got a panicked call from my boss wondering just what I told the guy.

This was before smart phones and I was gone for the day. I had a pretty sleepless night trying to figure out just what I wrote.

The next day, I reread my sent email and realized how he took it. As soon as time zones allowed, I called him to clarify. He told me that he re-read it and realized what I was actually trying to say. All was good. but it gave me a life lesson that it’s not always possible to convey style and vernacular on an email or text.


35 posted on 05/10/2020 3:36:01 PM PDT by cyclotic (The most dangerous people are the ones that feel the most helpless)
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I was stuck in traffic and going to be late for our staff meeting so I voice emailed my manager and said, "traffic is bad, I'm going to be late, I sent my notes to Rick" When I got to work I looked at my phone and it said "traffic is bad, I'm going to be late, I suck my nuts to Rick" When I went into the staff meeting, I asked my manager if he was going to send me to H.R. He said "I didn't think that was what you meant" (we've worked together for 35 years...) I laughed for a week over that auto correct..🤣
36 posted on 05/10/2020 3:39:07 PM PDT by TMD (Behind Enemy Lines (SF bay area)....)
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37 posted on 05/10/2020 3:45:45 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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A few years ago I was dating a very nice woman.
One day, her granddaughter fell and hit her head.
She went to the ER to make sure she was ok.
The texting with my GF went like this:

GF: I hope she recovers soon.
Me (auto correct) I hope she DIES.

Autocorrect had changed my “DOES” to “DIES.”

I came within a nanosecond of hitting send before I saw the mistake.
phew


38 posted on 05/10/2020 3:46:35 PM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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In the early 1980’s I was 26 years old and had just started a job as a full time business professor at the University.

A very well endowed beautiful blond asked a question and I meant to respond “Did you test your answer?”

What came out of my mouth was “Did you chest your answer?”

The 40+ students in the class lost it, laughing at me. I turned red and was speechless, had to walk out in the hallway to regain my composure.

After the class, I profusely apologized to her.. She smiled back and said it was ok.

Big sigh of relief!!!


40 posted on 05/10/2020 3:53:16 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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I have a guy on my team whose last name is “Fu”. You can only image the fun that name has had with autocorrects.


42 posted on 05/10/2020 4:03:52 PM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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Some of these had me in tears.


43 posted on 05/10/2020 6:08:31 PM PDT by FLT-bird
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There was a real estate ad once which was supposed to say, “Big deck in back yard.”

Instead, it came out, “Big dick in back yard.”

To make matters worse, the ad featured a female real estate agent standing in front of the house was a big smile on her face!


44 posted on 05/10/2020 7:21:07 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm triggered by liberals and other assorted moonbats.)
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Eh, I don;t have too many issues with autocorrect, I tend to read my text as I write it. The only really annoying thing is that my phone ALWAYS changes “we’ll” to “well”, and “well” to “we’ll”. Every time. Those two words always switch from the one I type.


48 posted on 05/11/2020 9:37:18 AM PDT by Svartalfiar
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