Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk, she offers to answer questions from the kids.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenny,” the little boy says. “And what is your question, Kenny?” Hillary says.
“Who killed Jeffrey Epstein?”, Kenny asks.
Just then the bell rings for lunch. Hillary tells the students that they will continue talking after lunch. When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”
A little girl - Alice - puts her hand up. Hillary points to her and asks her what her name is.
“Alice,” she says. “What is your question, Alice?” Hillary asks.
“I have two questions,” Alice says. “First - Why did the lunch bell go off two hours early? And second - where is Kenny?”
LOL.... this ought to be a good thread.
Neighbor:”Hey Al, my wife’s making me roast beef for diner, what are you having?
Al Bundy: “If I was the Mailman I’d be having your wife.”