It’s already getting too hot and humid in some places for humans to survive

theverge.com ^ | May 8, 2020 | Justine Calma

[PGR88]

Here in NY, we are going to have both record lowest-low and lowest-high today.

[A_perfect_lady]

It’s already getting too hot and humid in some places for humans to survive

Then move.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

A little Marty Robbins to go with this

https://youtu.be/t9JQkxu_ofE

[mylife]

It’s snowing here!

[mylife]

It’s snowing here!

[Migraine]

Sometimes you’re 10,000 luv bugs, sometimes you da windshield.

[Migraine]

If I could sing, I’d sing like Marty Robbins... It’s such a pure sound.

[God luvs America]

first time i ever visited Las Vegas, the digital thermometer read 115-degrees...that was 1986- i’m still here.

[mylife]

I’d sing about him..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNzeMZpiETo

[mylife]

I’d sing about him..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNzeMZpiETo

[AzNASCARfan]

This seems pretty funny to me, living in Phoenix where we hit our record high temp of 122 degrees 26 years ago now... My house does not even have an air conditioner, just a swamp cooler! That said we had our first extreme heat warning a couple weeks ago now and have been over 100 degrees now a few days this year already. Also funny, my wife is in Pittsburgh right now and they woke up to snow on the ground this morning.

[certrtwngnut]

I’m a Ford guy too. What do you race?

[SkyDancer]

Oh Noes! It’s 80 in Seattle and Sunday will be 82! We’re all gonna die!!!!

[Trailerpark Badass]

It’s 60 here in Georgia; got down into the 30’s last night. We’ve actually had more than our usual 5 days of “Spring.”

[Nifster]

Oh noes 😱😱😱😱😱 We’re all gonna die

[tom paine 2]

As Sam Kinison used to scream at his audiences about world hunger; “Your living in an F-ing desert move!”

[dakine]

I’m retiring in Key West... Bring it...

[Migraine]

Or one he sang about himself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xvo_BBkIbg

[Spok]

In the old days it took the news ten days to reach the frontier, give or take, but the newspapers that traversed the continent were passed around and cherished for their content. Now news travels almost instantaneously and is available from multiple sources. The problem is that so much of it is untrue that we still live in an informational wilderness. Vetting out the wheat from the chaff is almost impossible, and permits the ignorant to pick and choose to confirm whatever idiocy they subscribe to.

[Secret Agent Man]

This just in.

Everyone dies.

You may now resume hysterical panicking,