[Vaquero]

I have 1 cat. I’m Not a cat fancier. Twice a weeks the bag in the box comes out drawstrings pulled and into the garbage. No examination required.

[RoosterRedux]

I have a new kitten (discovered her on my truck's engine block 2 days before last Christmas).

She turns the scoopable litter I use into mounts of concrete. If I were in that business (conrete, not litter), I believe I could turn a profit.