[heartwood]

If Madonna and De Niro move to a 2000 sq ft house in my neighborhood and only fly once a year, commercial, I promise not to gawk or hound them for autographs.

[chimera]

Sounds good. I'll sell them my 1500 sqft tract home in flyover country and they can also purchase the cars we have, a 2008 Corolla and 1999 Camry (no antique plates). They have to drive on their own and pump their own gasoline, and use the grocery pickup service and cook and clean for themselves. Then maybe I'll listen to their hypocritical gibberish.

[chimera]

Sounds good. I'll sell them my 1500 sqft tract home in flyover country and they can also purchase the cars we have, a 2008 Corolla and 1999 Camry (no antique plates). They have to drive on their own and pump their own gasoline, and use the grocery pickup service and cook and clean for themselves. Then maybe I'll listen to their hypocritical gibberish.

[taildragger]

"If Madonna and De Niro move to a 2000 sq ft house in my neighborhood and only fly once a year, commercial, I promise not to gawk or hound them for autographs."

I'd start the Church of Ted Nugent and Wango Z Tango. I'd blast the prayer service song Wango Tango many times a day @ 130db. Only when they are in town ;-)