A true Texan must:
- know how to field dress a deer
- know how to play 42
- know how to drive a stick
“A true Texan must:
- know how to field dress a deer...”
Not a Texan, and never had the chance to learn how to field-dress a deer, but I DID have to learn how to quickly cut up carcasses in the proper-sized portions to feed lions, tigers, bears, and other zoo animals. (The highway cops would bring us things like roadkilled bucks to convert into big cat food).
So, does that earn me any points towards unlocking the “Field dress a deer” achievement, or is carcass-chopping still too crude? :P