He wasn't 'John Wayne' until he was 23, he was Marion Morrison. Only his friends called him 'Duke, but it was Duke Morrison. So a friend remembered an enema administered to a kid who went on to be John Wayne? LoL
Drive-in Trump rallies?
Team Trump Considers Drive-In Theater Campaign Rallies After Coronavirus Destroyed His Preferred Option
https://www.thedailybeast.com/team-trump-considers-drive-in-theater-campaign-rallies-after-coronavirus-destroyed-his-preferred-option/
I realize you rarely to never miss a chance to spread your gracious benefit-of-the-doubt Christian brotherly love in my direction. However, are you trying to outdo yourself?