[bagster]

I’m usually less than happy with the sensations down there when farting after spicy chili.

What's the matter with you?

There are no circumstances when a fart isn't awesome.

Except maybe when you shart. And even then, its just the mess that's the problem.

"A man should strive for complete honesty in every aspect of life".

Confucious said that.

Or did he?

[Snowybear]

About a month ago I told my wife, “Now that everyone is locked down and paying attention to the news it sure would be a great time for the booms to start.”

Indeed. Today was amazing. Tomorrow will be interesting.

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“Focus on tomorrow, first.”

-SB

[WaltStuart]

There are no circumstances when a fart isn’t awesome.

—

I don’t enjoy foods that burn

going in
going down
&
going out.