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To: real saxophonist

I find the easiest way to miss a squirrel is to aim for him. He’ll be somewhere else by the time you get to him. The only time I’ve hit them was when I was trying to miss.


7 posted on 05/05/2020 9:51:07 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
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To: KarlInOhio
Get a squirrel in a tree.
You move to the first side, he moves to the other side.
You move to the other side, he moves to the first side.

You move to the first side, he moves to the other side.

You then take your jacket and drape it over whatever is handy, a bush or small tree.
Then you move to the other side.
Squirrel moves to the first side, sees the jacket and thinks it's a human, so he moves back to the other side, where you are. BAM!

11 posted on 05/05/2020 10:03:29 AM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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To: KarlInOhio

It is very hard to hit a squirrel.
Would take a lot of practice .... and a lot of luck .... bad luck ... for the squirrel.
Not saying that I have tried.
But my wife thinks I have to slow to 2 mph if a squirrel is in the street.


21 posted on 05/05/2020 10:33:28 AM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: KarlInOhio

Exactly. For some reason, startled animals will dart back in to traffic. Nobody wants to hit a deer to wreck or damage their car, for example. But it happens.


28 posted on 05/05/2020 10:47:06 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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