New directive: six feet spacing rule extended to thirty feet spacing.
Between the six feet spacing and the muffled sounds of people trying to talk through a mask, when this is over, we’re all going to be yelling at each other.
Tomorrow’s headlines today:
“New Study Shows Fear and Panic 37x More Transmissible Than COVID-19.”
“CDC Spokesperson Announces New Slogan to Replace ‘Science Based, Data Driven’: Trust Us or You’re an Anarchist”