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To: bagster
You don't mess with the Josey Wales, granny.

Hey, know why I'm always wearing a long dress, nightgown or robe?

The longer and looser the garment, the more pocket space available. More pockets equals more places to store...guns!!! And no one would suspect such a righteous, ladylike figure such as myself to be loaded down with guns...lots and lots of guns!!

Spitoooey!

Hey, I figured out what all this Rona crap is about...I know the why and the when of it! Send me 2 boxtops from ZZ Topps paper and I'll tell ya the secret.

819 posted on 05/04/2020 6:40:01 PM PDT by blu (Bagster's ping on the side)
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To: blu
Hey, know why I'm always wearing a long dress, nightgown or robe?


838 posted on 05/04/2020 7:00:02 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: blu
You sound like the type of woman who would appreciate a Flashbang bra holster. (Link is safe for work)

This product should receive an award for excellence in product naming.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

918 posted on 05/04/2020 8:43:01 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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