What do I win?
What do I win?
a free belly-button piercing.
Or perhaps you'd like to exchange that for what is behind door #3? You would? Kellyanne, open that door...you've won a brand new DECLAS! (balloons, q's and fisas drop left and right. Kellyanne strolls around the prop jail cell, palm trees gently swaying in the warm breeze outside the barred window, Peter sitting on his bunk muttering his name is not Stroke Struck over and over. In the distance a cry of "I was 50 points ahead" reverberates through the cold, concrete accommodations.
"Shut up Hil, I gave you all the questions," answered Donna. "Is that the brain dead buffalo I hear?" replied the Hildabeast.
Loretta walks down the aisle. "Hey Lynch" yells McCabe, "why do you get to roam around while were all locked up?" "Oh honey, dontcha know? I flipped! I'm just down here 1 weekend a month, kind of like reserve duty. Pretty sweet deal, huh? Excuse me Andy, Jimmy, quit playing with your light saber. Ah, look at the time! I've gotta to go. Ellen and Oprah are just about to come on the GITMO channel. They are just too much....
So Bags, that's what you won Kemosabe. A brief interlude of Let's Make A Deal and Fantasy Island.
Don't forget to spray and neuter your pets.