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****FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*****

Posted on 05/01/2020 6:07:03 AM PDT by Colonial35

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21 posted on 05/01/2020 11:04:42 AM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful,
so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down
so they don’t forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream.
“You might want to write it down,” she said. The husband said,
“No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream.”
She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.
“Write it down,” she told him, and again he said, “No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.”
Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
“Write it down,” she told her husband and again he said,
“No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”
So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes.
He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon.
The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, “Where’s the toast?”


22 posted on 05/01/2020 11:07:16 AM PDT by Colonial35
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Back when I was in school, the letter of the day was N. So the teacher asked me, “Hey Joe, name something that starts with N that you don't do very well.” And I said, “spelling.”
23 posted on 05/01/2020 11:28:10 AM PDT by Family Guy (A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
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A well dressed older gentleman walks into a bar and takes a seat. Next to him is a very nice looking woman. The old man turns to her and asks, “Do I come in here often?”


24 posted on 05/01/2020 11:36:25 AM PDT by Texas resident (Remember in November)
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A most excellent comment.


25 posted on 05/04/2020 4:39:38 PM PDT by OneVike (Just another Christian waiting to go home)
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